the groundsman

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Fish in a Barrel

I found the following at IMDb:
Alba Fears Whore Typecast

Movie beauty Jessica Alba fears she is being typecast, because she only gets offered roles as whores and sexy maids. The Sin City actress is grateful for the opportunities she has been given in Hollywood -- but would kill for the parts offered to rival actress Natalie Portman.

She tells gossip site PageSix.com, "The scripts I get are always for the whore, or the motorcycle chick in leather, or the horny maid. I get all those screenplays that start, 'Tawnya is in the shower. The water streams down her naked, perky breasts.' Somehow I don't think this is happening to Natalie Portman."

Come January, I fully expect Alba to be shocked when the Academy fails to nominate her for her role as a bare midriff in Into the Blue. After all, last year Portman got a nod for playing a stripper!

For more on my ridiculous vendetta against Alba, go
here and here.

2 Comments:

At November 10, 2005 8:13 AM, Blogger Colleen said...

YAY!! Ridiculous vendettas!!

 
At November 10, 2005 3:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jessica Alba is truly one of the great actors of our time. You're simply speading lies and misquoted excerpts to fuel the fire of the liberal white media. Alba is a sweet and misunderstood negro movie star that deserves our respect and admiration. I predict an Oscar nomination for her stunning performance in Into The Blue. And I'm going to marry her someday.

 

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