David Hans Schmidt Is A Villain

This item from today's IMDb News made me throw up a little:

"Desperate Housewives" actress Marcia Cross is battling to keep naked pictures of herself from being published. Two hundred sexy snaps were reportedly discovered by a catering company hired to removed rubbish from redhead Cross' home in Los Angeles. The firm's owner is being represented by agent David Hans Schmidt, who plans to sell the pictures. Schmidt tells the New York Daily News, "There are some pictures of her showering outside. She looks absolutely gorgeous. And yes, the carpet does match the curtains."

Cross' legal team claim the photos were thrown away by mistake and insist they still belong to her and husband Tom Mahoney. She is demanding their return. But Schmidt is confident he has the law behind him and hints he plans to sell them abroad: "The pictures were not stolen. When you throw something away, you forfeit that property. We recognize the copyright issue, but US copyright law stops at the border." But he has given Cross the opportunity to buy the photos back, claiming he knows how wealthy she is after discovering her tax return in the trash as well.

"I'm not looking to mortify Ms. Cross," Schmidt adds. "I just want the most money for my client. I know how much she made, but out of respect for Ms. Cross, I won't discuss it."

"Out of respect for Ms. Cross"? Yes, you're all about respect... asshole.